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My stomach feels weird.

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Your stomach feels weird. I don't believe that.

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It's your birthday. You're supposed to be opening presents right now.

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Let's just... I just tell mom we can do it like later tonight.

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Later in the night. Come on.

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I just have like a stomach ache and I just like wanna lay down.

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A stomach egg?

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Yeah.

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Do you really think I believe that?

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What do you mean, believe? I do.

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Come on, be honest.

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What's going on?

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Come on, you can talk to me.

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Oh my God, I don't want to talk right now.

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Well, you don't want to open presents either.

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So you gotta do one of the two.

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I just don't feel like, I just don't feel like doing the whole birthday thing.

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Why not?

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Stop being so depressed.

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Because I just feel shitty because I had to move back home.

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Back home, back home with me.

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Come on now.

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That's the best thing ever.

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I mean, it's cool that we get to hang out and stuff again.

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But like you're 20.

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I'm 30.

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It's like not as cool for me living back home.

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You know?

29
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That made no sense.

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to me.

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Um, you're my big brother.

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Come on now.

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I just, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't want to do.

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I feel, it feels, I'm just, I don't feel good about it.

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I just want to be, like, alone or whatever.

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Well, you're not going to be alone.

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So go ahead and get over that.

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It's your birthday. You're supposed to celebrate.

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You're supposed to party, turn up.

42
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Yeah, but I just don't feel like I should be celebrating, you know?

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because I, like, live at home again, and I'm 30, and I don't have a job.

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And I, like, my business didn't work.

45
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Okay.

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Well, the bagel business was a good idea.

47
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It was a good idea.

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Could have made a few little tweaks here.

49
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It was a great idea.

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Yeah, it was.

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But it didn't work out.

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So you can't just.

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sit in your room and just...

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People love bagels, you know?

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Like, just...

56
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Yes, we all have bagels.

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But we also like to see you open presents.

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It seemed like a good, I could have maybe changed a few things about it.

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Yeah.

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Could have been just like more than bagels, you know?

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Well, I just thought that keeping it like one thing was smart, but...

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One thing gets kind of boring, you know?

63
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Yeah.

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I don't want to get a regular job again.

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Like, I'll just...

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I don't know.

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Well, you're gonna have to figure something out.

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But as of right now, today is your birthday.

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We have to do something.

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We can't just eat cake and call it a day.

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Why not?

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Why not?

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I'm just...

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Because...

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Oh, my God.

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It's your birthday.

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And you gotta do something, okay?

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Good one for me.

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No.

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What is it gonna take?

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What are you...

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Like, you got to get out of this depression.

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Like...

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No, get off of me.

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I don't want...

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Stop.

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What is...

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What is...

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What fix this depression?

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When you ate cake and that didn't help.

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Your presents would help, but you don't want to do that yet.

92
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Hmm.

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What cheers me out?

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It's the last time you were laid.

95
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What?

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It's a question.

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It's the thing of business.

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And I'm asking a question.

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Um, you know, my little sister, I'm not going to talk to you about the last time I got lay here?

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crazy?

101
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Come on.

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Honestly.

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Be honest.

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now, don't lie, because I know when you lie.

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I don't know, like eight or nine months ago?

106
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Eight or nine months ago.

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That's why.

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What are you laughing at me?

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That's why, Dodo.

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That's not that bad.

111
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You gotta get laying.

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I mean, probably would be a good thing.

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I know one of my friends think is hot.

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What?

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Hmm.

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Can I help me have sex?

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Mm-hmm.

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I can find a chick if I wanted to, or just...

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If you wanted to.

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So you don't want to.

121
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Well, no, I want, don't, I want to.

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Okay, I...

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So it's just like you're your presents.

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You want to open them, but you don't want to open them.

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I just feel like I don't know how to...

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What are you doing?

127
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Well, we're here, so I might as well do it.

128
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Come on.

129
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Are you crazy?

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Stop! You're crazy.

131
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Come on, you can tell me like it's too excited.

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But you don't have to be quiet, okay?

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No.

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I'm a big brother. We can't do that. You're crazy.

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Why not?

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Are you being, like, serious?

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Do I look serious?

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Do I look serious?

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This is like, this is too crazy, though.

140
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You gotta live a little.

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Come on.

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Being bad is fun sometimes.

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I mean, this kind of fun.

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It shouldn't be fun though, right?

145
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But it is.

146
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So why can't it be?

147
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And you're already hard.

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So...

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I don't see why not?

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You're fucking crazy.

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See.

152
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Oh, brother's packing.

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Do you think so?

154
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Yeah.

155
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And you haven't been getting late?

156
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Why don't really, like, meet girls?

157
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We gotta get you out more, okay?

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Yeah.

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But remember, be quiet.

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We weren't gonna get in trouble if they come in here.

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Yeah, they would, like, kick us out.

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Oh, God.

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You gotta promise me you'll open your presents after this.

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I swear to, I will.

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Yes, I will.

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I got you something you really like.

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Okay.

168
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I hope not.

169
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I hope not. We can't get you a new bed, though.

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Yeah, I know.

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All right.

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Now, seriously.

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Please, please come open your presents.

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I got you something you really like.

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I know.

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Can you go get me like a towel?

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I can't walk out there like this.

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Oh, yeah, you're smart.